First before I get to the gallery Im going to post a letter someone wrote to the Kotex Company..LOL fucking halarious and girls I know you will get a good laugh out of this cause we can all relate 
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Subject: Dear Kotex
Dear Kotex,
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantyliner had a bunch of
“Kotex Tips for Life” on it. Annoying advice such as:
Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. – Avoiding
caffeine
may help reduce cramps and headaches. – Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day
to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. – Try Kotex blah blah blah other products
obviously the person behind this was someone who has never possessed a
functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman TO HER
FACE that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh.
See what happens and report back. I’ll wait.
While you’re at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from
the vending machine. I guaran-friggin-tee that the first responders
will be females who just ovulated.
Look, females don’t need or want tips for living on feminine hygiene
products. Younger girls are already hearing “helpful” crap like that from
their elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own
recipes for survival, many containing alcohol.
Printing out shit advice while sneaking in ads for the brand THAT WAS
ALREADY PURCHASED is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and enough to
send a girl running to the Always brand. Mostly we’d like to forget that we
even need these products. It’s not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up
by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or
the packaging. Put the shit in a plain brown wrapper so we can
throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer.
There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store.
The ultimate goal of your product should be functional invisibility at every
stage, including at the point of purchase.
So take your tips for living and shove them right up your ass. Try drinking
six to eight glasses of water to make you feel fresher while you’re doing it!
Ovarily Yours,
Miss PMS
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