Ok so I decide that I want to wax my kitty instead of shaving, you know to give the one you love that little extra smoothness for when he goes down on you.. And since my b.f knows how to make my kitty purrrrrrr (he is exceptionally good in this area) I thought It would be great to make it nice and smooth for him like a treat ;).
I bought this new wax where you don’t need to use the cloth strips, great makes it less messy right? wrong this shit drips everywhere and its like conatct cement when it hits anything so needless to say my bathroom is a little sticky. I take my heated wax which by the way gets fucking really hot oy, I go to the bathroom and lock the door last thing I need is for one of my kids to walk in since nobody ever knocks anyways..geez I get this big stick that comes with it and it looks like one of those tongue depressors that the dr’s use. I take the stick dip it in the HOT wax and i figure ok well the eyebrows really hurt so lets do this in small patches I smear the first bit on and its a bit hot yep..the directions say wait till it hardens..by the way throw the fuckin directions in the garbage lets just say do what you feel is good for your pussy, don’t let some stranger tell ya how to do it..LOL you will thank me later 
Ok the wax is hard and its time to pull..I grab a little corner to get ready for the pull, and I know its gonna hurt a bit and im a bit anxious, im looking in the mirror trying to persuade myself to just pull the fucking thing as I have one finger still attached to the corner of that piece of wax that is clinging ever so tightly to my pussy…. as im standing in the mirror arguing with myself my fingers and hand decide to get a fuckin mind of there own and pull, OMFFFFFFG I think I pulled out about 10,000 little hairs at one time and part of my lip is still attached to the wax….ok well maybe not but it sure felt like it and thats only the first pull omg this is going to be a long freaking night..Im trying not to scream because the kids are right in the next room and I know my daughter she will be the first to be picking the lock to make sure im not dead..LOL it wouldn’t be a pretty site for her to walk in and see me standing there naked with this bowl of blue wax and this pretend smile from shear pain and embarassment.
Ok well two pulls later and Im done, I dunno who the fuck can handle that type of pain but I would rather give birth than to continue doing that.. sorry babe I love you but your gonna have to live with the little stubble from the razor :(…..
Ok so what did we learn from this experiment ladies! pay someone to do it for you that knows wtf there doing, maybe a two for 1 like your brows and bikini line..I will do the bikini line maybe when I got to Cuba this way I don’t have to shave, but I will pay someone to torcher me! geez the things we do for you men we should be given medals or atleast a good massage 
Brazilian Waxing - Awesome video clips here
This looks alot less painful
I dunno about you but I need something good to look at to make the pain go away so here is a real hot pool boy with a nice big cock and a rock hard body.. I want one of them with the pool
