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Well Im back, after a few weeks of rest that I had to take since having a heart attack I guess its all that porn and sex ;)! Im feeling much better now and I can start doing light walking I dunno what they consider heavy walking since I walk to the bathroom, kitchen livingroom ya know already and as for sex it was suppose to be casual love making no swinging from the chandaliers dammit! yeah whatever ok enough of that and on to our hot stud. I love watching a guy take a shower they are quite different from us, they let the water run on them like there taking it all in and the way they soap up their bodies is just so damn sexy. Especially when they wash their cocks and of course fucking there brains out after having a shower is even more fun cause you know everything is gonna smell nice or hell why not just jump in with them and fuck them there this way you can kill two birds with one stone you get an awesome orgasm and get clean at the same time ;)! Whats even better is get your man to eat your pussy in the shower its one of the most amazing feelings when the water is coming down over his head and its trickling down your body to your already throbbing pussy that plus his hot tongue flicking & licking your clit mmmmmmmm try it and see what im talking about its heavenly!

The Why’s Of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)

3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)

4.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)

5.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)

6.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened)

( C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough..LOL

Now that I got ya snickering a little its time to get down to the good shit, ya know the hot sexy guys with the real hard cocks and Alan the bad boy from playgirl is no exception!

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