May
7th

Big Families Equals Small Amounts Of Sex

Files under For The Girls | Posted by

Christine and I used to be able to smuggle the odd intimate moment when the kids were in bed, but now that we have high school students sulking about the house until all hours so that’s pretty much gone out the window as well.

We talk about having another child (because we believe in atoning for our sins on this plane rather than waiting for the next world). I’ve told Christine that, given the Immaculate Conception that it would take, we’d have to name it Jesus and inform the church that the second coming in nigh…

This is an excerpt from the ever-witty column Shoot At Will, where our resident male gives his take on sex, family and life in general.

Popularity: 24% [?]


Leave a Reply




<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>