Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know.
I was sitting in my front room when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying “Hello.”
I politely said, “This is Meechie. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?” suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear “Get the right number!” and the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude.
When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled “You’re an asshole!” and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word ‘asshole’ next to it, and put it in my cell phone.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, “You’re an asshole!”
It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic “asshole calling” would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, “Hi, this is John Smith from Verizon. I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?” He yelled “NO!” and slammed down the phone.
I quickly called him back and said, “That’s because you’re an asshole!”
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot, some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.
I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.
I noticed a “For Sale” sign in his back window which included his phone number, so I wrote down the number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, I thought that I’d better call the BMW asshole, too
I said, “Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?” “Yes, it is”, he said.
“Can you tell me where I can see it?” I asked.
“Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Drive, in Eagle River. It’s a yellow house, and the car’s parked right out in front.”
“What’s your name?” I asked.
“My name is Don Hansen,” he said.
“When’s a good time to catch you, Don?”
“I’m home every evening after five.”
“Listen, Don, can I tell you something?”
“Yes?”
“Don, you’re an asshole!” Then I hung up.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came up with an idea.
I called Asshole #1.
“Hello.”
“You’re an asshole!”
But I didn’t hang up.
“Are you still there?” he asked.
“Yeah,” I said.
“Stop calling me,” he screamed.
“Make me,” I said.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“My name is Don Hansen.”
“Yeah? Where do you live?”
“Asshole, I live at 34 Mowbray Drive , Eagle River, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front”
He said, “I’m coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.”
I said, “Yeah, like I’m really scared, asshole,” and hung up. Then I called Asshole #2.
“Hello?” he said.
“Hello, asshole,” I said.
He yelled, “If I ever find out who you are…”
“You’ll what?” I said!
“I’ll kick your ass,” he exclaimed.
I answered, “Well, asshole, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.”
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Drive, Eagle River, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Mowbray Drive, Eagle River.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.
Now I feel much better. Anger management really works!
and my quote of the day is: Men are like fine wine.. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to the women to stomp the stupidity out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
The story of how Payne became a Fratman is the thing legends are made of.. He came to tag along with his best friend Max while Max was shooting his first Fratmen movie and by the second day of hanging out on set and and having a great time, he asked “Can I be a Fratman too?”
Well, duh! 
Payne is kinda sexy, and he has a really cute baby face and that big cock of his looks like it could cause alot of Pain ( no pun intended!)
See This Studs Gallery!
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ok Im going back to watch more this time with my toy 
… Tho Dale is still cute, he has a nice fine pumped body, and a huge uncut cock, me personally I love a man who is not circumcized, I find it more of a turn on, Just because I can lick the top of the head and down in the folds of his cock and watch him squirm from the sensation my tongue is creating. dammit there I go again geez ok enjoy Dale ladies I think I need to go take care of myself before I create a puddle in my chair 
