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I don’t Know how many of You shop at Walmart, but this is how I became a victim of this scam!

Two seriously good looking well-built cowboy looking type guys come over to your car as you are loading your purchases. They are both shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and some windex with their highly defined chest muscles and and rock hard abs.
It’s impossible not to look when you offer them a tip they say “NO” and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat, on the way they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs for you to pull over so he can make love to you!!
While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!!!
I had my purse stolen last tuesday, wednesday twice on thursday , again on saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow …LOL

Here is a pic of one of the suspects

If you see two men who look like this tell them I will be there around 1ish hehehe

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Ok so I decide that I want to wax my kitty instead of shaving, you know to give the one you love that little extra smoothness for when he goes down on you.. And since my b.f knows how to make my kitty purrrrrrr (he is exceptionally good in this area) I thought It would be great to make it nice and smooth for him like a treat .

I bought this new wax where you don’t need to use the cloth strips, great makes it less messy right? wrong this shit drips everywhere and its like conatct cement when it hits anything so needless to say my bathroom is a little sticky. I take my heated wax which by the way gets fucking really hot oy, I go to the bathroom and lock the door last thing I need is for one of my kids to walk in since nobody ever knocks anyways..geez I get this big stick that comes with it and it looks like one of those tongue depressors that the dr’s use. I take the stick dip it in the HOT wax and i figure ok well the eyebrows really hurt so lets do this in small patches I smear the first bit on and its a bit hot yep..the directions say wait till it hardens..by the way throw the fuckin directions in the garbage lets just say do what you feel is good for your pussy, don’t let some stranger tell ya how to do it..LOL you will thank me later

Ok the wax is hard and its time to pull..I grab a little corner to get ready for the pull, and I know its gonna hurt a bit and im a bit anxious, im looking in the mirror trying to persuade myself to just pull the fucking thing as I have one finger still attached to the corner of that piece of wax that is clinging ever so tightly to my pussy…. as im standing in the mirror arguing with myself my fingers and hand decide to get a fuckin mind of there own and pull, OMFFFFFFG I think I pulled out about 10,000 little hairs at one time and part of my lip is still attached to the wax….ok well maybe not but it sure felt like it and thats only the first pull omg this is going to be a long freaking night..Im trying not to scream because the kids are right in the next room and I know my daughter she will be the first to be picking the lock to make sure im not dead..LOL it wouldn’t be a pretty site for her to walk in and see me standing there naked with this bowl of blue wax and this pretend smile from shear pain and embarassment.
Ok well two pulls later and Im done, I dunno who the fuck can handle that type of pain but I would rather give birth than to continue doing that.. sorry babe I love you but your gonna have to live with the little stubble from the razor …..

Ok so what did we learn from this experiment ladies! pay someone to do it for you that knows wtf there doing, maybe a two for 1 like your brows and bikini line..I will do the bikini line maybe when I got to Cuba this way I don’t have to shave, but I will pay someone to torcher me! geez the things we do for you men we should be given medals or atleast a good massage

Brazilian Waxing – Awesome video clips here

This looks alot less painful

I dunno about you but I need something good to look at to make the pain go away so here is a real hot pool boy with a nice big cock and a rock hard body.. I want one of them with the pool

Ok ladies here is a funny story while I work on our next hottest cock contestant, it should be up and running later this afternoon and tomorrow I will have another new cock Way to go guys your pics are coming in faster than I can put them up this should be a real good competition with lots of contestants!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to school, and it was already around 8:45am.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.” oy oy

Ok gals see ya this afternoon I will try to put it for lunch time so you have your break to check it out!

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Ok last week I promised you a funny story on waxing your pussy: so here it is have a good laugh!

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal – The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now…the wax.

My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home fix dinner, played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet.

So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I’m no girly girl but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!*

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out the hair
dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end. (Oh how this phrase haunts me!)

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. OK so it wasn’t the best feeling, but it wasn’t too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-Ra, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north.

After checking on the kids I sneak back into the bathroom, for the
ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure I apply the was strip across the right side of bikini line, covering the right half of my
vagina and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek. (Yes, it was a long strip.) I inhale deeply and brace myself. RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

I’m blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Vision returning, I notice that I’ve only managed to pull off half of the strip. S&%T!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP.

Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums??? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy – A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt, that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There’s no hair on it.

Where is the hair. WHERE IS THE WAX??? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair.. the hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S&%T

I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake… remember my foot is
still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something. So I
put my foot down. DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of the cell door.
Vagina? Sealed shut. Butt?? Sealed shut. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself “Please don’t let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off.

“Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I’ll run the hottest water I can
stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!* I get in the tub – the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment – I sit. Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn’t melt cold wax.

So, now I’m stuck to the bottom of the tub!! God bless the man that
convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!!!! I call my
friend thinking surely she’s waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It’s a very good conversation starter “So, my butt and who-ha are stuck to the bottom of the tub!” There is a slight pause. She doesn’t have a secret trick but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located on bottom “Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?” She’s laughing out loud by now… I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH! Right! I should be the joke of someone else’s night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me and my hand reaches towards the saving grace… the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of my friend, but I really don’t care. “IT WORKS!! It works!! I get a hearty
congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.

I successfully removed the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair… THE HAIR IS STILL THERE… ALL OF IT!

So I shaved it off. Heck, I’m numb at this point.

Next week I’m going to try hair color…

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